Stupidest shit I ever heard

Prepare yourself. You're about to lose hundreds of brain cells. So in the very beginning when I first got into dart I posted this little gem,

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About 4% of our population believes that are politicians are are shape-shifting aliens called Reptilians. They believe that they don-human disguises in order to blend in better with human society and are trying to take us over. Of this theory is the belief that Jesus and the Jews were the original Reptilians. You see where I'm taking this?

Now I never got a chance to see one of these people... until now. There's an artist on here that goes by the name UKI-UKI. Basically he's Samuraitaiga's hero and basically strokes his cock. Now Uki-Uki himself is rather nice despite his conspiracy theories and Pro-Hamas stance. However, there was one little gem I came across.

Now I forget how I found but I think it was a pro-Hamas piece of some sort. Anyway what he did was write a piece of how Israel is responsible for the turmoil in Crimea and the fighting between the Ukraine and Russia. However he took that a step further. Let's see what he wrote (brace yourselves)


"'Everything is coming together. DNA Science has torn back the curtains of time and revealed the Serpent and his people. The ones we today call “Jews” are the very disciples of the evil entity whom the Bible describes as, “that old serpent, the devil.”

From the early centuries of the first millennia, the Khazars of Eastern Europe were known as the diabolical “Serpent People,” and now, the nation of Israel has admitted that its people are indeed, the Khazars.

The admission by the Israelis that the Jews are not related to ancient Israel but to Khazaria was reported in The Times of Israel (Leaked Report: Israel Acknowledges Jews in fact Khazars; Secret Plan for Reverse Migration to Ukraine, March 18, 2014). That article, by Professor Jim Wald, related that the Israeli leadership in Jerusalem is sending military equipment and settlers from Israel to Ukraine.

The Jews have taken charge of that ravaged country’s government and finances and intend eventually to make the Ukraine a “second homeland” for the Jews.

Their plan, leaked by governmental insiders, came only after Netanyahu and his cabinet reviewed growing DNA genetic evidence that the Jews are not the descendants of Abraham. Instead, they came from Khazaria, of which Kiev, Ukraine is the centerpiece. In fact, the Jews of Israel and the U.S. are of Ukrainian heritage. Ukraine is in the heartland of Khazaria.''

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May your braincells weep for their fallen comrades. ~ C